i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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