I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
tequila makes me forget i have legs
did i walk over a car last night?
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
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