And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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