we're blogging at a bar
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
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