Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
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All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
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Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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