what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
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