Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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