3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Use "feeling words"
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am