My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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