apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
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id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
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I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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