Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Can vaginas get frostbite?
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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