I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Actions speak louder than pants.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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