Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
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Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
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I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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