Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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