My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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