HIV tests are more positive than that guy
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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