It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
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Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
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I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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