So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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