Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
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That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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