3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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