the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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