your thong is hanging out like whoa
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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