I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
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We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
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Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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