I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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