Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
he shaved USA in his pubs
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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