On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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