Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Damn victory sex feels great
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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