I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
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possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
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One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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