i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
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We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
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Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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