I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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