Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
