Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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