We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
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