Dual....:-)
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
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