What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
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Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
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Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
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