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Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
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this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
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I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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