I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
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Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
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Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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