Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
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