So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
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you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
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HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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