Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Randomize