i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
tell me about the fingering
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