Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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