we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
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He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
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Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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