Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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