I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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