I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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