so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
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she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
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I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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