No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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