I can tuck mytits in my pants
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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