VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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