I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
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the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
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And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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