At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
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Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
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We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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