it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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