I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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